Get the active shooter award today?
Fall is the season for Renaissance lute music. Look up John Dowland, Bach, and others for some chill lute as the leaves turn...
Currently being haunted by a fruit fly
I saw a spider scampering across my bed right before I left the house, I'll have to remember to investigate tonight so I'm not murdered in my sleep
The bugs are trying to get indoors for the winter, one of the less charming things about fall
Just killed what almost looked like a brown recluse scurrying across the floor.
tfw the second poo of the morning sneaks up on you 20 minutes after the first
Some trees, baby wipes, and a shovel and the world is your bathroom.
That sounds like a five star hotel bathroom compared to what I've been through!
Took a shit in the sultan's palace in Dubai. It was awesome.
Brother decided to bring a girl over today... BIG MISTAKE ITS SHOULDER AND CHEST DAY IN THE BASEMENT. THESE DELTS ARE ALL SHE'LL SEE
Ask her if she speaks Farsi
Kaz total body workout or The Rock Leg workout?
How did it go
The Dew Nation is here for you
How to mentally deal with a hormonal girlfriend... Hmmm...
The only solution is to leave her and become a strength monk
I'm not one of those disenfranchised MIGTOW faggots like Forney.
Women will only get more hormonal with age, and with that your life will forever get worse. The only escape is living to serve your self
Winbot taking Bronze for weekly poast count?
Its ant season so he's pulling doubles sense his competition Manuel and Jose got deported by ICE.
Quite literally zero foreigners in my industry they would instantly ruin something expensive so nobody wants them around
Irma did enough damage to North Florida to where your tax dollars paid me to sit at home and play video games for 4 working days.
Living the dream.
you are America's youngest baby boomer
Its a Boomer ran facility and a boomer ran union. Yes... Government union essential labor. Benefits are pretty swell.
Home alone with doge, youtube synthwave albums playing in background while drinking cider, using grip trainer (not fap joke) and reading...
esoteric internet slapfights on the nature of aristocracy . Good evening!
Look up Robert Parker "Crystal City" on YouTube.
Too depressed to get out of bed
Get going. It's not Jesus' fault...
tfw no bed time
I feel so bad for you.
America is weak, I am ashamed. Hitler was right. Kill all nigs and antifa who riot. Rule like Russia.
I would seriously consider moving to Nevada if Rudy did. I have no career prospects there but we could create a supplement line and I'd have us sitting on a 250,000 quarterly profit in a year
Too bad supplements are garbage and unnecessary!
It'll be our line of maximum strength sleep aids and preworkouts(made from powdered Rockstar sours mixed with DMAA) that get us the big bucks
My uncle from Florida came out to SD. He brought an ancestry chart back to the year 600. 5 DVDs of material, photos, death certificates etc.
Apparently one of his uncles dedicated their life too it and had done the whole tree. It was 14sq feet total the chart, so we had it scanned today.
One or two cheating whores could screw up the whole thing!
I am sure there are more than one. The top of the chart is a German name and our family name doesn't come in for 100s of years after.
Polyamory = women trying to obtain both resources and good genes from men when she's failing to get both in one package
Welcome to instinctive tribalism + web 2.0
Carry on my wayward unemployed son, get the shit off the couch and get a goddamn job
The Clinton/Cooper interview is eye cancer. They're playing it on every screen at the gym.
You said it was leg day though. Should be welcoming the rage fuel.
It was, my wife and I sat through it afterwards. The softest most rage inducing interview ever. She blamed men, women, sexism, Sanders and acted like she was the victim. Plus Anderson Cunter lobbing her questions and still managed to come off as unlikable.
Need a man child bodybuilder lifestyle pronto
Man child bodybuilder sociopath Bilzerian lifestyle. Really no other way to live
Imagine being able to take a shower and have a cup of coffee before you're inundated with other people's problems
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