spittle
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spittle

Male, from San Diego/Ark-La-Tex

Is a testosterone level of 596.37 okay/normal? Jan 16, 2018

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Jun 18, 2018
    1. spittle
      spittle
      Is a testosterone level of 596.37 okay/normal?
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      3. spittle
        spittle
        That's pretty disappointing since I was going to use 'low T' as a crutch. I was super stressed and sick and sleep deprived when they drew too! I'll call them back to get the rest of my labs.
        Jan 17, 2018
      4. CHAD
      5. steamed rice
        steamed rice
        There are several things that produce mostly the same effects as "low T" - too much of your total testosterone can be bound (by SHBG primarily, but also by Albumin and even DHT if I remember correctly) This causes low Free Testosterone as sasquatch mentioned. Very, very low estrogen can also mimic low Test, strangely.
        Jan 18, 2018
    2. spittle
      spittle
      Will I be handicapped if I have no knowledge of algebra, for instance?
      1. Winbot
        Winbot
        0 skills needed it's symbols and such, an illiterate person can take it
        Jan 16, 2018
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      2. WhiteFolk$
        WhiteFolk$
        Now that's what I CALL a TEST!
        Jan 16, 2018
      3. spittle
        spittle
        So a valid test. Good. Goooood. Maybe I'll get around to taking it.
        Jan 16, 2018
    3. spittle
      spittle
      How much math knowledge does the test require?
    4. spittle
      spittle
      What the fuck happened to the Game of Thrones thead???
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      3. Servo
        Servo
        Browsing and posting on the forum is slow and finicky like you're a boomer with dial up AOL or some shit
        Aug 8, 2017
      4. Son of Odin
        Son of Odin
        Basically it makes you have like a 10% chance of loading a pepe instead of the forum page you clicked on. He's boo boxed himself a few times too.
        Aug 9, 2017
      5. spittle
        spittle
        Haha, that is hilarious. Boo box!
        Aug 10, 2017
    5. spittle
      spittle
      Recruiting is terrible, the Ark-La-Tex area is populated with the most disgusting people. They exist beyond the reach of reason or decency.
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      3. Son of Odin
        Son of Odin
        I used to have to go down their for stuff when I worked in the oil fields. I've never seen whole towns with less teeth before.
        Apr 10, 2017
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      4. spittle
        spittle
        Yeah, we have really strict standards for who we enlist, and if you want to be meritoriously promoted, a female reservist is worth five times as much as a regular male active duty guy. I have a nearly impossible sector to work. I'll fail because it's impossible to succeed here, but they'll still hold me accountable for failing as if my sector were no different than metro Dallas because the military is insensible.
        Apr 10, 2017
      5. Racist Graffiti
        Racist Graffiti
        Disgust is the heathy and natural reaction after placing a foot back in society. Worst job in the Corps. Enjoy your tour tee hee hee
        Apr 11, 2017
    6. Racist Graffiti
      Racist Graffiti
      Happy early Easter, bru.
      1. spittle
        spittle
        Thanks nigga. FUCK recruiting. Arkansas is a fucking cess pit of degeneracy, I feel like a conquistador witnessing satanic rituals my eyes should not see.
        Apr 9, 2017
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      2. Racist Graffiti
        Racist Graffiti
        Now that I have your office number my instinct is to troll the shit out of you. Will do my best to refrain
        Apr 11, 2017
      3. spittle
        spittle
        You AD?
        Apr 11, 2017
    7. spittle
      spittle
      Use ancient runes to case the coons!
      1. Winbot
        Winbot
        You can buy gas masks on amazon too
        Mar 29, 2017
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    8. spittle
      spittle
      34 days of paid vacation. 30 days left! I'm moving to Ark-La-Tex!
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      3. Son of Odin
        Son of Odin
        Welcome to the Midwest!
        Mar 2, 2017
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      4. Son of Odin
        Son of Odin
        We're slowly getting enough people within driving distance to counter a left wing protest. Let the RWDS commence!
        Mar 2, 2017
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      5. spittle
        spittle
        Wait aren't you in Oklahoma or something? We need to meet up for a hog massacre or Ozarks 'Predator' LARP
        Mar 8, 2017
    9. spittle
      spittle
      They think I forgot the 14 words, they think whites changed into weak faggots and nerds...
      1. RockMan, WhiteFolk$ and sasquatch like this.
      2. Winbot
        Winbot
        Be careful!
        Feb 19, 2017
    10. spittle
      spittle
      Still 88 nigga
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      2. Winbot
        Winbot
        In the flesh
        and I guess
        I'm the best
        In the mutherfuckin midwest
        cuz there's no contest
        Feb 19, 2017
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    11. Stearc
      Stearc
      Spittle!!!! Welcome man!MAGA!!!!
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    12. Son of Odin
      Son of Odin
      He's finally back!
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