Tzar
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Jul 29, 1999 (Age: 17)

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Tzar

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Pizza makes bad days better. Jan 13, 2017 at 5:49 PM

Tzar was last seen:
Jan 17, 2017 at 3:08 PM
    1. Tzar
      Tzar
      Pizza makes bad days better.
      1. Dolph and Anthony like this.
    2. Tzar
      Tzar
      My poor headphones, you have served me well...
      1. Dolph
        Dolph
        If you can't help but experiment with autoerotic asphyxiation... at least use something more sturdy next time.
        Jan 9, 2017
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    3. Tzar
      Tzar
      Snow, how I hate you..
      1. Contra likes this.
      2. Dolph
        Dolph
        White person status dubious...
        Jan 5, 2017
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    4. Tzar
      Tzar
      I am be slumberous now.
    5. Tzar
      Tzar
      Seriously, who the fuck are you SR? You're not the original, so who?
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      2. steamed rice
        steamed rice
        Greybeard
        Dec 29, 2016
      3. sam_acw
        sam_acw
        SR's too funny for that and not dropping boomer knowledge bombs.
        Dec 29, 2016
      4. Tzar
        Tzar
        Nobody liked Greybeard, not even Greybeard.
        Dec 29, 2016
    6. Tzar
      Tzar
      Modern country music fills me with baby shaking levels of hatred. Almost every song is a beta male anthem.
      1. Dolph likes this.
    7. Tzar
      Tzar
      Que gratuitous amounts of overreaction to the death of a celebrity no one even met.
      1. sasquatch likes this.
    8. Tzar
      Tzar
      Fuck I'm drunk as fuck but I still love you ugly bastards
      1. sam_acw and Anthony like this.
      2. Winbot
        Winbot
        you calling me ugly say that to my face not online see what happens meet me at red cascadia 2017 prepare to slapbox
        Dec 11, 2016
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      3. Tzar
        Tzar
        Don't think I won't, Chinese hot hands fool!
        Dec 11, 2016
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      4. Winbot
        Winbot
        Dec 11, 2016
    9. Tzar
      Tzar
      You guys are awesome and I love you wll
      1. Anthony likes this.
    10. Tzar
      Tzar
      I seriously can't wait for this year to be over with so I can get back to working 6 days a week.
    11. Tzar
      Tzar
      How is Snapchat still a thing?
      1. Son of Odin
        Son of Odin
        Easy way to send nudes
        Nov 30, 2016
      2. Winbot
        Winbot
        mostly used by minorities now, the twilight years of all social media platforms go through this phase
        Nov 30, 2016
      3. Son of Odin
        Son of Odin
        I still get underwear pics from an ex once and a while. Basically the only reason I keep it. Yes I know it's probably going to ten other guys.
        Nov 30, 2016
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    12. Tzar
      Tzar
      Ohio State/Michigan game today, the whole state is going berserk. It's quite annoying.
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      2. Anthony
        Anthony
        I have no interest in the game but hope for a Michigan victory, just so I can enjoy all of the tears. Of course, if I was in Michigan I would be hoping for an Ohio State victory for the same reason.
        Nov 26, 2016
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    13. Tzar
      Tzar
      Black Friday; the American theme song is Seek and Destroy. How many fatalities can we rack up this year?
    14. Tzar
      Tzar
      This day, we commemorate our conquest of this nation and remind the natives that we could purge them with ease, if we so desired.
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      3. Winbot
        Winbot
        Solutreans were the first humans in America, originated from French and Spanish mainlands and crossed northern Atlantic
        Nov 24, 2016
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      4. Tzar
        Tzar
        So the Injuns are colonists too? Lying bastards.
        Nov 24, 2016
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      5. PsihoKekec
        PsihoKekec
        That's why they actively seek to destroy any archeological dig of the era before their colonisation.
        Nov 25, 2016
    15. Tzar
      Tzar
      Praise be to God above! He has given us the victory!
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    16. Tzar
      Tzar
      This is literally good vs. evil and I have to go to bed. Damn you, responsibilities!
    17. Tzar
      Tzar
      Let the Trumpenkrieg begin!
    18. Tzar
      Tzar
      Waiting now 90 minutes on my boss to get to the jobsite. Seriously.
    19. Tzar
      Tzar
      2 days off, it's a miracle!
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