Tzar
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Tzar

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Hand damage isn't that bad. Never trust a woman when she gets emotional... Feb 21, 2017 at 11:22 AM

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Feb 26, 2017 at 9:37 PM
    1. Tzar
      Tzar
      Hand damage isn't that bad. Never trust a woman when she gets emotional...
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      2. Tzar
        Tzar
        Ah. Well, it definitely was.
        Feb 21, 2017 at 2:23 PM
      3. RockMan
        RockMan
        Into more than 3 pieces?
        Feb 21, 2017 at 2:49 PM
      4. Tzar
        Tzar
        Two separate breaks, multiple small chips around the joint. Doc figures surgery should be roughly 3 hours. Said it's bad but not unusual, he's seen/done this before.
        Feb 21, 2017 at 2:55 PM
    2. Tzar
      Tzar
      Tried out a bike, spilled it. Dislocated my thumb. Shattered my pride.
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      2. Racist Graffiti
        Racist Graffiti
        No shame. Guys like us have unique problems
        Feb 19, 2017
      3. Tzar
        Tzar
        Turns out it wasn't dislocated, very badly broken. EMT assumed it was dislocated because I wasn't in screaming pain.
        Feb 19, 2017
    3. Tzar
      Tzar
      Work just mandated Saturday, I hate when it's mandatory.
      1. SimplyXY
        SimplyXY
        The downside of real contracts. When people realise they have to pay me extra for overtime and meetings they quickly become optional.
        Feb 17, 2017
    4. Tzar
      Tzar
      Protest here in Columbus, the police are masking up... I am smiling immensely.
      1. Contra
        Contra
        You should wear a MAGA cap and stand right next to the cops while smiling, it would be as triggering to the protestors as anything Trump ever did.
        Jan 30, 2017
    5. Tzar
      Tzar
      70 hours in a week is a lot of work, I was hoping I wouldn't be this busy until summer.
    6. Tzar
      Tzar
      Deus vult!!!
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    7. Tzar
      Tzar
      Pizza makes bad days better.
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    8. Tzar
      Tzar
      My poor headphones, you have served me well...
      1. Dolph
        Dolph
        If you can't help but experiment with autoerotic asphyxiation... at least use something more sturdy next time.
        Jan 9, 2017
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    9. Tzar
      Tzar
      Snow, how I hate you..
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      2. Dolph
        Dolph
        White person status dubious...
        Jan 5, 2017
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    10. Tzar
      Tzar
      I am be slumberous now.
    11. Tzar
      Tzar
      Seriously, who the fuck are you SR? You're not the original, so who?
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      2. steamed rice
        steamed rice
        Greybeard
        Dec 29, 2016
      3. SimplyXY
        SimplyXY
        SR's too funny for that and not dropping boomer knowledge bombs.
        Dec 29, 2016
      4. Tzar
        Tzar
        Nobody liked Greybeard, not even Greybeard.
        Dec 29, 2016
    12. Tzar
      Tzar
      Modern country music fills me with baby shaking levels of hatred. Almost every song is a beta male anthem.
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    13. Tzar
      Tzar
      Que gratuitous amounts of overreaction to the death of a celebrity no one even met.
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    14. Tzar
      Tzar
      Fuck I'm drunk as fuck but I still love you ugly bastards
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      2. Winbot
        Winbot
        you calling me ugly say that to my face not online see what happens meet me at red cascadia 2017 prepare to slapbox
        Dec 11, 2016
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      3. Tzar
        Tzar
        Don't think I won't, Chinese hot hands fool!
        Dec 11, 2016
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      4. Winbot
        Winbot
        Dec 11, 2016
    15. Tzar
      Tzar
      You guys are awesome and I love you wll
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    16. Tzar
      Tzar
      I seriously can't wait for this year to be over with so I can get back to working 6 days a week.
    17. Tzar
      Tzar
      How is Snapchat still a thing?
      1. Son of Odin
        Son of Odin
        Easy way to send nudes
        Nov 30, 2016
      2. Winbot
        Winbot
        mostly used by minorities now, the twilight years of all social media platforms go through this phase
        Nov 30, 2016
      3. Son of Odin
        Son of Odin
        I still get underwear pics from an ex once and a while. Basically the only reason I keep it. Yes I know it's probably going to ten other guys.
        Nov 30, 2016
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      Tzar
      Ohio State/Michigan game today, the whole state is going berserk. It's quite annoying.
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      2. Anthony
        Anthony
        I have no interest in the game but hope for a Michigan victory, just so I can enjoy all of the tears. Of course, if I was in Michigan I would be hoping for an Ohio State victory for the same reason.
        Nov 26, 2016
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      Tzar
      Black Friday; the American theme song is Seek and Destroy. How many fatalities can we rack up this year?
    20. Tzar
      Tzar
      This day, we commemorate our conquest of this nation and remind the natives that we could purge them with ease, if we so desired.
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      3. Winbot
        Winbot
        Solutreans were the first humans in America, originated from French and Spanish mainlands and crossed northern Atlantic
        Nov 24, 2016
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      4. Tzar
        Tzar
        So the Injuns are colonists too? Lying bastards.
        Nov 24, 2016
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      5. PsihoKekec
        PsihoKekec
        That's why they actively seek to destroy any archeological dig of the era before their colonisation.
        Nov 25, 2016
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