Tzar
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Jul 29, 1999 (Age: 17)
Location:
Ohio

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Tzar

Male, 17, from Ohio

My wrist no longer hurts when I do pushups, time to get my calisthenics on. Apr 30, 2017

Tzar was last seen:
May 23, 2017 at 5:54 PM
    1. Tzar
      Tzar
      My wrist no longer hurts when I do pushups, time to get my calisthenics on.
      1. SimplyXY likes this.
    2. Tzar
      Tzar
      Finally out of that damn cast, I can start stretching my wrist and hand again
    3. Tzar
      Tzar
      Tfw you have to work with a pothead that can't remember anything and won't shut up
      1. Winbot
        Winbot
        There's one living above me he paces around dropping things every day, I have to tell him to be quiet but he's forgotten within 24 hours it's like the guy has a brain tumor but it's really just nonstop weed.
        Mar 10, 2017
      2. Tzar
        Tzar
        Mine also asks me why I'm not snorting my pain meds, "that shit get you high as fuck brah!"
        Mar 10, 2017
    4. Tzar
      Tzar
      ‪Surgery went well, anesthesia is killing me though ‬
      1. Rudy likes this.
    5. Tzar
      Tzar
      Dreamed I was playing laser tag with Mike O'hearn, but my phone went off before the match was over. So sad.
    6. Tzar
      Tzar
      Hand damage isn't that bad. Never trust a woman when she gets emotional...
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      2. Tzar
        Tzar
        Ah. Well, it definitely was.
        Feb 21, 2017
      3. RockMan
        RockMan
        Into more than 3 pieces?
        Feb 21, 2017
      4. Tzar
        Tzar
        Two separate breaks, multiple small chips around the joint. Doc figures surgery should be roughly 3 hours. Said it's bad but not unusual, he's seen/done this before.
        Feb 21, 2017
    7. Tzar
      Tzar
      Tried out a bike, spilled it. Dislocated my thumb. Shattered my pride.
      1. Winbot and Racist Graffiti like this.
      2. Racist Graffiti
        Racist Graffiti
        No shame. Guys like us have unique problems
        Feb 19, 2017
      3. Tzar
        Tzar
        Turns out it wasn't dislocated, very badly broken. EMT assumed it was dislocated because I wasn't in screaming pain.
        Feb 19, 2017
    8. Tzar
      Tzar
      Work just mandated Saturday, I hate when it's mandatory.
      1. SimplyXY
        SimplyXY
        The downside of real contracts. When people realise they have to pay me extra for overtime and meetings they quickly become optional.
        Feb 17, 2017
    9. Tzar
      Tzar
      Protest here in Columbus, the police are masking up... I am smiling immensely.
      1. Contra
        Contra
        You should wear a MAGA cap and stand right next to the cops while smiling, it would be as triggering to the protestors as anything Trump ever did.
        Jan 30, 2017
    10. Tzar
      Tzar
      70 hours in a week is a lot of work, I was hoping I wouldn't be this busy until summer.
    11. Tzar
      Tzar
      Deus vult!!!
      1. SimplyXY likes this.
    12. Tzar
      Tzar
      Pizza makes bad days better.
      1. Dolph and Anthony like this.
    13. Tzar
      Tzar
      My poor headphones, you have served me well...
      1. Dolph
        Dolph
        If you can't help but experiment with autoerotic asphyxiation... at least use something more sturdy next time.
        Jan 9, 2017
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    14. Tzar
      Tzar
      Snow, how I hate you..
      1. Contra likes this.
      2. Dolph
        Dolph
        White person status dubious...
        Jan 5, 2017
        Anthony likes this.
    15. Tzar
      Tzar
      I am be slumberous now.
    16. Tzar
      Tzar
      Seriously, who the fuck are you SR? You're not the original, so who?
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      2. steamed rice
        steamed rice
        Greybeard
        Dec 29, 2016
      3. SimplyXY
        SimplyXY
        SR's too funny for that and not dropping boomer knowledge bombs.
        Dec 29, 2016
      4. Tzar
        Tzar
        Nobody liked Greybeard, not even Greybeard.
        Dec 29, 2016
    17. Tzar
      Tzar
      Modern country music fills me with baby shaking levels of hatred. Almost every song is a beta male anthem.
      1. Dolph likes this.
    18. Tzar
      Tzar
      Que gratuitous amounts of overreaction to the death of a celebrity no one even met.
      1. sasquatch likes this.
    19. Tzar
      Tzar
      Fuck I'm drunk as fuck but I still love you ugly bastards
      1. SimplyXY and Anthony like this.
      2. Winbot
        Winbot
        you calling me ugly say that to my face not online see what happens meet me at red cascadia 2017 prepare to slapbox
        Dec 11, 2016
        Anthony likes this.
      3. Tzar
        Tzar
        Don't think I won't, Chinese hot hands fool!
        Dec 11, 2016
        Winbot likes this.
      4. Winbot
        Winbot
        Dec 11, 2016
    20. Tzar
      Tzar
      You guys are awesome and I love you wll
      1. Anthony likes this.
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
    Jul 29, 1999 (Age: 17)
    Location:
    Ohio

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