Destroy Three Bands

Discussion in 'Music' started by Winbot, Nov 24, 2016.

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  1. Contra

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    My mistake, although my point still stands. They played a huge role in making rap more accessible to whites.
     
  2. Manko

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    How did it take so long for those assholes to get a mention?

    Used to have a guy at work who worshiped them..once he started wearing the sunglasses, we changed his name from Ray to "Bono."
     
  3. Samson

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    I don't criticize other people's musical tastes, but this statement needs to be redressed.
     
  4. I thought Arena Rock was ZZ top.
     
  5. Son of Odin

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    Just bring up all the money they've made from their "charity concerts."
     
  6. Michael

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    Hmmm, my tastes are actually quite varied. I'll listen to a lot, from hair metal to Steely Dan to Nirvana, to Viking metal and a lot more.

    The one band I would probably get rid of is The Rolling Stones. They just suck. To be fair they suck in a harmless sort of way. The other 2? Maybe bands that led to girl power feminist bullshit like Spice Girls and Destiny's child, or as MoMan alluded to Beastie Boys, NWA etc.
     
  7. Winbot

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    Stones aren't deserving of a band nuke you just said it yourself, there's nothing bad enough! At worst they are super boring but never actually terrible.
     
  8. Michael

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    True. They are just boring.
     
  9. Man of the North

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    Phis is the worst band. So gay.
     
  10. Manko

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    I don't want to nuke whole bands, but just throw some of the assholes responsible out of a SuperPuma, since most of the musicians they handle would otherwise just be 2-bit locals with part-time jobs at the pizza shop and low-level dope habits.

    1. Yasushi Akimoto
    This guy basically created the whole idea of "idol" music in Japan, with groups like Onyanko Club and AKB48. Straight to the helicopter!

    2. Justin Timberlake
    Enough said, he's at the core of a lot of shit music pushed at white people, and having been in NYSYNC gets him in the chopper!

    3. Jay-Z
    Throw him out of the chopper and there goes all that shitty music like Linkin Park, Pharrell, and at least of 50% of hip-hop between 1990-present.

    We've nuked the worst bands already, it's time to go for the assholes in the music industry behind them and drop them over the ocean!
     
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    Start here:
    Every Song You Love Was Written by the Same Two Guys
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    Add the information in this picture to the mix: LINK

    And you're left with this:
    Why Does Today's Pop Music Sound the Same? Because the Same People Make It
    Scientists Just Discovered Why All Pop Music Sounds Exactly the Same
    Today's Pop Music Really Does All Sound the Same - and Science Can Prove It
     
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  12. Manko

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    How could I have forgotten Bob Marley? He's got to go.

    And after him, a Panamanian guy named "El General" who invented Reggaeton.

    We'd help save endless frat boys and half the Latin world by taking these two out over the Gulf of Mexico and tossing them out the door of the SuperPuma.
     
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