Downtime Explanation

Discussion in 'Community, Meetups and Events' started by Winbot, Jan 6, 2017.

  1. Winbot

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    There was an issue with the entire west coast area regarding our host, it's nothing to do with The Hall itself.

    We may see some short slowdowns / outages over the next 24 hours but nothing to fear the worst is behind us!
     
  2. MrSaltyAndMeaty

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    So what you're saying is it was Shatner's fault?
     
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  3. Dolph

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    That's what I heard.
     
  4. Winbot

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    Ahhhhhhh!!!

    It's a whole west coast server thing that isn't specific to the site. We're back again.
     
  5. Dolph

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    FU SHATNER!!!
     
  6. Winbot

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    Me fixing the forum

     
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  7. Rudy

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    I took all the extra time I had this morning to pray that Shatner gets explosive diarrhea and somehow loses a testicle.
     
  8. Winbot

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    Just because the incident originated near where he lives and with the host he chose and the account he created doesn't mean it's his fault!
     
  9. Son of Odin

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    I think your aim might be off because I've been shitting my guts out all morning and my balls are kinda tender today.
     
  10. Dolph

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    Or it means that karma knew who was really responsible you tricksy bastard.
     
  11. Winbot

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    Our host is doing a backup tomorrow at 10pm EST expect downtime for an hour or two.
     
  12. sam_acw

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    Who are we blaming for that? We need to get our scapegoats in a row early.
     
  13. Dolph

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    Tzar is a Russian name and we all know that's who the hackers are. I blame that sonuvabitch.

    FU Tzar.
     
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  14. Iron

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    So we've narrowed it down to Tzar, SoO, and Shatner? What place in line for the oven does that put them? I am guessing toward the front, but not ahead of Don Lemon.
     
  15. sam_acw

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    I think the oven line is pretty long. I'm not sure if we're up to six gazillion yet though.
     
  16. Anthony

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    Are we going to segregate the ovens, or just pile everybody into the same one?
     
  17. Iron

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    Queuing theory seems to indicate having a bunch of them with one line feeding them for maximum efficiency. Just gotta make sure we have the correct order down.
     
  18. Anthony

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    If we install some of the ovens in your house, we can solve your home heating issues and save Western civilization at the same time, win-win!
     
  19. Iron

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    That is a superb idea. Looking for a wood/coal/quasi-human burning furnace now. I have heard the smell of burning flesh is unbearable. This is why I need a unit specifically made for these fuels.
     
  20. Iron

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    I will test it out on the stray cats around and see how it goes.
     

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