Dressing Like an Adult

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There is also an art to tucking in your shirt. If you do the back first, and then kind of push the fabric forward as you start moving to the front, somehow excess side fabric is reduced.
 
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I kind of go the opposite and it works out well, too. 90% of my shirts are “athletic fit” though, which works out well for my wideboi frame since I buy the size that fits my shoulders and it’s just baggy enough around the midsection to hide my ever disintegrating stomach.
 
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Lovehandles really are an abomination, sometimes I find myself walking behind office cucks and I can actually see these 6 inch fat deposits, torso like a melting candle, and they jiggle through his shirt while he walks! It's revolting! Disproportionate love handles are from cortisol if I remember correctly

Stressed out wagies need handles for The Boss to grab when he fucks them, and then The Wife with her strapon
 
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If there really caused by cortisol then it's a good barometer for finding people who can strive in high stress jobs. I never developed them, even while flying by the seat of my pants in a high speed sales environment and at 38% bodyfat.
 
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Not going to lie, I'm digging the aesthetic on the right. It looks far preferable to the full suit I wore to an outdoor wedding over the weekend (if you don't wear at least a jacket to a wedding you are a SLOB). Plus by necessity only dudes who train legs can pull it off, like physiognomy but for your body. 8.5/10 would try

 
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Not going to lie, I'm digging the aesthetic on the right. It looks far preferable to the full suit I wore to an outdoor wedding over the weekend (if you don't wear at least a jacket to a wedding you are a SLOB). Plus by necessity only dudes who train legs can pull it off, like physiognomy but for your body. 8.5/10 would try

Angus Young fan club...a visionary genius.
 
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Not going to lie, I'm digging the aesthetic on the right. It looks far preferable to the full suit I wore to an outdoor wedding over the weekend (if you don't wear at least a jacket to a wedding you are a SLOB). Plus by necessity only dudes who train legs can pull it off, like physiognomy but for your body. 8.5/10 would try

The guy in the middle is A E S T H E T I C
 
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