Dressing Like an Adult

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  1. HammerOfThor

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    If you make sure to grow some muscles while you're growing your beard, it'll *always* look right.
     
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  2. RockMan

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    Glad you're back.
     
  3. HammerOfThor

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    Thanks Rock...glad to see you're still here holding it down
     
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    Got the hair buzzed.
     
  5. Servo

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    Picked up my order of 6 custom-tailored shirts yesterday. NOGUT is going to be in slobs' faces all day every day.
     
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  6. Son of Odin

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    Kroger had 3 button and V neck henleys on sale for 6 bucks. Picked some up. Size downgraded from XXL TO XL(with ccw) or large(without ccw).
     
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    If it makes you feel better, whenever I buy "Slim Cut" I still have to tailor the sides.
     
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  8. Servo

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    There is also an art to tucking in your shirt. If you do the back first, and then kind of push the fabric forward as you start moving to the front, somehow excess side fabric is reduced.
     
  9. Son of Odin

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    I kind of go the opposite and it works out well, too. 90% of my shirts are “athletic fit” though, which works out well for my wideboi frame since I buy the size that fits my shoulders and it’s just baggy enough around the midsection to hide my ever disintegrating stomach.
     
  10. RockMan

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    The problem is I don't have a big stomach really, just love handles. Ask @Servo I started out pretty good, I just need to get sub 210.
     
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    Stop getting up in the middle of the night to eat hummus and crackers! Yes you are!
     
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  12. Servo

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    Lovehandles on a man are offensive to God and SoO's seeming lack of genetics for them is the only thing about his phenotype I find enviable.
     
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    Haha the only carbs I eat are sweet potatoes. And no I don’t do the suhur thing that most Muslims do during Ramadan
     
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    Lovehandles really are an abomination, sometimes I find myself walking behind office cucks and I can actually see these 6 inch fat deposits, torso like a melting candle, and they jiggle through his shirt while he walks! It's revolting! Disproportionate love handles are from cortisol if I remember correctly

    Stressed out wagies need handles for The Boss to grab when he fucks them, and then The Wife with her strapon
     
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  16. Son of Odin

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    If there really caused by cortisol then it's a good barometer for finding people who can strive in high stress jobs. I never developed them, even while flying by the seat of my pants in a high speed sales environment and at 38% bodyfat.