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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Mohican, Nov 29, 2016.

  1. Dolph

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    That definitely sounds like the right response.
     
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  2. Michael

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    It's antibacterial, don't want to be getting STIs. Lmao.
     
  3. Aethelstan

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    For a guy that does shittons of juice and doesn't have a day job, you'd think Sharky'd be way bigger.

     
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  4. Manko

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    HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ADMIT THAT!
     
  5. Manko

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    For the past week even the word "toothpaste" has made me bust up laughing!
     
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  6. Rudy

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    Hey fuck it, lost my dignity on here ages ago!
     
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  7. Son of Odin

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    Doesn't matter, had sex.
     
  8. Rudy

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    STILL COUNTS
     
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  9. Winbot

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    The toothpaste move sounds straight out of some stupid magazine article.
     
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  10. Dolph

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    Sounds like a good way for a dumb chick to give herself a yeast infection.
     
  11. Son of Odin

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    Maybe your peepee was stinky, but who cares?
     
  12. Rudy

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    We had both just finished a shower together.
     
  13. SimplyXY

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    If it still stinks after that you're a Google
     
  14. Rudy

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    No she just had a complex about it.
     
  15. SMASHING MACHINE

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    Sounds like she's been reading american teen magazines... thinking peppermint would permeate your thin dick skin and "give him a unique sensation that will make him love you".
     
  16. Rudy

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    It did feel cool but she only did it for like a minute! Worst sex ever followed.
     
  17. Son of Odin

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    did it feel good tho?
     
  18. SimplyXY

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    But you had sex.
     
  19. Rudy

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    Yeah while getting screamed at the whole time! And not in the good way. It was better than a sharp stick in the eye, sure.
     
  20. Manko

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    Wait. I want to hear about this screaming. Like The Exorcist?
     

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