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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Son of Odin, Oct 31, 2016.

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  1. Iron

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    Just had a, uh, discussion with the mother in law about who makes the rules for my kids in my house. She is the dumbest cunt I have ever had regular dealings with. Her poor white trash bullshit has to stop. Wish I hadn't already worked out 7 hours ago there would be some serious PR action going on.
     
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  2. Tzar

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    You've really got to scavenge for a deal these days, dealers and private listings both. At least you're able to do a lot of your own repairs, that gives you a few more options.
     
  3. Master

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    Yeah, fuck all I'm really looking for is a 99-02 F-250/350 with a good body and straight-ish frame to either transfer my running gear into, or rob body parts from (Cab is likely beyond economical repair)
     
  4. Tzar

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    What's going on with yours?
     
  5. Master

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    Lady panic stopped in front of me. Acuras stop faster than trucks with 2500 pounds of stone in the bed.
     
  6. Tzar

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    Well, fuck. And insurance is probably going to blame you because you rear-ended her, rates spike, and you're out however much it's going to cost to repair/replace the truck.
     
  7. Master

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    Yep.. Leave enough distance so you can react to a panic stop and two cars try to get in there.

    You can't win.
     
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  8. Son of Odin

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    Had to deal with dumbass engineers all day. Now I've got to drive forever tomorrow to fix all their self inflicted misery.

    Oh well, number 1 fade after work so that I look good while I go steal some souls.
     
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  9. Winbot

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    We have "no fault" insurance here which means the insurance companies just raise everyone's rate every single time. I just had another girl I know damage the rear quarter area of my car and I'm not even bothering with a claim, never have. My car has 5+ areas of damage now all from women I've been forced to associate with through friends/family/work crashing into it in driveways. At least once a year!
     
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  10. Master

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    Honestly I'm not even sure if VA is no fault. I'm not from here. Truck is registered in Wyoming because it won't pass VA inspection (aka, It's not even close to stock)
     
  11. Son of Odin

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    How is is that you go to engineering school for x number of years, get a job, obtain x number of years of work experience and still be made to look stupid by a guy like me who has 18 months of tech school and an online certification.

    ...this is a weekly occurrence
     
  12. Master

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    Because you have very specific knowledge to the systems you are working on and selling, and they have to have knowledge of everything in there, plus a bunch of other shit that they may run into that's not your equipment?

    Sorry, but I've had way too many tech reps get on my ass because I don't know all the exact details of the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator, because I have to know HOW THE ENTIRE FUCKING PLANE WORKS.

    *this also comes in oil field, pipeline, and computer versions
     
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  13. Son of Odin

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    Dude these were basic pneumatic and mechanical issues. Like they couldn't grasp why side loading a cylinder or having you linear guide rods binding would have a negative impact on functionality.
     
  14. Rudy

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    Eating with 4th grade kids today, I leaned over to sneak out a fart, filled my pants with diarrhea. Kid followed me out into the bathroom, took the next stall and was laughing hysterically the whole time.
     
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  15. Dolph

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    I bet noone tried to kancho you for the rest of the day though right?
     
  16. Rudy

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    Zero kancho shit in this area of Japan, never happened to me since I moved up here. My first area was so famous for it they have a statue...
     
  17. Son of Odin

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    I did that once, but it was completely non voluntary. I was driving down the middle of some backwoods dirt road heading out to a gas rig. Spring allergies kicked in, I sneezed, completely shit myself. Pulled over, ran out into a field, dropped my underwear, wiped with some TP and baby wipes I kept in the truck and went about my day. Probably still more sanitary than going in one of those porto-shitters at the rig sites.
     
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    Did you leave your shitty undies in a corn field?
     
  19. Dolph

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    My first and hopefully last sharting incident was when I was in the hospital with appendicitis last year. Was super sick and when I went to take a piss I squeezed out what I thought was a big fart. Nope. Tossed my underwear in the washroom garbage, but it was wet and sloppy enough that some soaked through to my light coloured shorts. I jammed some TP in there to minimise the damage before doing the walk of shame back into the waiting room.

    Thankfully Dr. Dolph was there waiting with me and ran home to grab me some fresh undies, sweatpants, and a garbage bag to try and salvage the shorts. Nice girl. We got married a month later.
     
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  20. Rudy

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    Sigh. This is why I'm terrified to have kids. Maybe I'd have better luck where I live though. Or not.
     

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