The Hood White Guy Chronicles

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  1. HammerOfThor

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    My suggestion of lot rental was to turn the hood lifestyle into a manageable experiment that's pretty easy to walk away from. It could also be a good option for guys low in liquidity (i.e. broke as fuck) but want to save money to invest in ownership a bit later in life while getting a taste of semi independent hood whiteness.
     
  2. HammerOfThor

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    Side note, CA has low property taxes on paper, per legislation, but many loopholes related to county and school district and municipal incorporation terms lead to much shittier annual bills, or huge equity loss upon sale. I'm sure this isn't the worst, but a few years back I was paying over 4k per year on a 350k property between all the property assessments.
     
  3. Winbot

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    Yeah that's not terrible but still way out of the league for this lifestyle, your taxes can't exceed your Wendy's expenses.
     
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    Wendy's is pretty delicious, but hood black guys are eating healthy chicken and greens at they mama house like on the daily, so I don't see why a hood white guy needs to line up for some beetus.
     
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    I know I've said this before, but all of the security guards at my job are all big jacked nigs. They just about all line up when I get ready to go through the xray and metal detector to see what I brought for my lunch that day. I always have steak, roasted pork or barbecued chicken with some type of greens and squash. The rest of the soyboys bring in some Lean Cuisine type shit.
     
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    My HWG diet was all carne Asada of various types from the Mexican butcher, so it was mom’s Guanajuato style spice recipe, “defect” veggies from the stand next door (perfectly fine but couldn’t sell to gringos,) and 3” corn tortillas sold fresh by the kilo at the tortilla shop. All this was within walking distance and $5 for a couple dinners worth.
     
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    Living nearby no less than three Carnecerias is one of my favorite parts of California life.
     
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    Alright since we're going over HWG strategy, I'll pitch in. I didn't last very long, I only did it to give me time to bulk and be able to shit when I needed to, and I'm a complete boomer now, but I've got some tips and tricks that can help people along the way.

    - Living on the edge of the hood is better than being in the hood. I had friends that were smack dab in the middle of a black neighborhood (a semi middle class one no less) and stood out like sore thumbs. They got robbed and pistol whipped pretty quickly there. I always lived in spots that were near the hood but also near light industry areas, or train depots, or the dump, whatever, but it kept me near everything while being out of the way of potential predators, which is a risk in true hood areas.

    - We make fun of them, but restaurant/service worker weed burn out types are actually decent roommates. They're a lot grimier, they might have friends drop by and live on the couch, but they don't mind living cheap. IE, no cable, keep the heat low as fuck in winter, etc... Roommates cuts down the cost huge. Extra bonus tip: Chances are these types of roommates are living together in older houses with weird unused rooms. (I'm talking like old pantries, smallish office rooms, larger walk in downstairs closets, etc...) They generally don't mind letting another person crash in the house off lease for like half or a third the cost of normal rent. As long as it has a door, can fit a twin mattress and a few of my things, I didn't care. This is really where I saved tons of money.

    - Keep your hobbies cost neutral or get paid for them. I quit my full time job to have more time for lifting. First thing I did was get hired as a front desk/janitor monkey for shitty shift hours at {regional gym chain}. Really saved me a ton yearly on gym membership, brought in a little extra dough on top.


    - Related, I did a lot of under the table work doing shit for people that needed a strong back. Getting rid of junk around the house (sell that shit for cash and make even more), helping people move, temp worker when local businesses needed trucks unloaded and would pay me cash for a few weeks or at select times, etc... Less scheduled jobs, the better!

    - Early 90s Jap Shit Box car always.


    I wasn't a lifer at all, I love living alone in a house that gets cooler than 80 in the summer/warmer than 55 in the winter, and living without roommates (or roaches and other urban accouterments), but I think I could do it again if need be.
     
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    I know that the HWG lifestyle isn't directly supposed to involve non-peripheral contact with black folk by default, but based on my vast experience in this department, I wouldn't recommend HWG for anyone who isn't invited to the cookout, or who can't get to it pretty quick. Being able to stand eye to eye in a circle of real niggas, and be credible, is what you actually need to access all the low cost high rewards of it all anyway. You don't want to live life scared. This HWG thing is definitely just for a certain type of white chocolate.
     
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  10. Servo

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    Blaq dudes do tend to like me but they're usually from a solidly middle class upbringing, or if they did come from the hood they clawed their way out of it by doing a stint in the military.

    But the true ferals are a different story. Like all that jive ass pidgin-speak they do among themselves is incomprehensible - they know this and want to keep it that way. Not sure if real ass whites (I know we have some here) have gotten to that level of HWG they can speak the blaq pig latin.
     
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    I speak fluent blaq, and can still get real ones scratching their heads wondering if I'm secretly mixed and passing. I grew up in project type black neighborhoods and ran in packs with feral black kids from the time I was six...did a lot of dirt while leveling up.
     
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    I ran with rural blacks in the tobacco fields.
     
  13. HammerOfThor

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    Country...ass...nigga
     
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    The country ass niggas that I grew up with from elementary school onward had my back against the non-country ass niggas later on in high school. Helped that my father grew up and ran with their fathers.
     
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    I get along with black folk just fine, but you can still still get robbed blind or worse by some inner city ferals on the prowl for loot. We're talking the type of people that will break into old ladies homes in their own neighborhood to rob and rape them.
     
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    There's also a certain blaqness/IQ/age-combination point at which blaqs simply aren't relatable. Blaq teenagers with sub-90 IQs are ALL down low, it's disgusting. Very ostentatious sagging of the pants specifically to show off their asses to invite sodomy, you know it is happening.
     
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    Exhibit A, can't even talk to a dude like this

     
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    Yes this is exactly what I am talking about (at least w/regard to blaqspeak). The smarter blaqs know that whites can't understand jive so they switch out of it when talking to whites. I've occasionally gotten some blaq cashiers and valets trying to talk jive to me and they act like I'm the illiterate cretin.
     
  20. CHAD

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    Yeah maybe I spent time with a different group than HoT. Like there's the talented tenth, then there's the underclass, but then there's black working class types that I always got along with. Even they were getting shot and stabbed and robbed by the underclass.
     
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