The Hood White Guy Chronicles

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  1. Son of Odin

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    Part of me wants to live the hood white guy life and endlessly flirt with black women to get free/more food, but then I'm reminding of my social chameleon special power and remember that it will lead only to disaster and miscegenation.
     
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    free baconators though, which is more important.
     
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    1488 or my line dies with me
     
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    It is so easy for dating a black woman to be a net financial gain it's ridiculous. The free food is only the tip of the iceberg. They'll buy you gifts every month or two. My two primary pairs of shoes that I wear were both gifts. They'll buy you whole outfits if you let them. Split money on groceries (that you eat most of) and get rides everywhere (she pays for the gas). I could go on. Googles don't save money. All disposable income goes to consumption. Spending a ton of money on your significant other is 100% normal to them. Many of them have inverted gender relation instincts and many women think it is normal to be taking care of a guy.

    I'm not willing to go that far but the desperate lonely ones in their 40s will literally pay your utilities. There are black dudes that have 3 or 4 of these women at once, getting all kinds of freebies.

    Of course lots of black guys are also suckers who spend money on black gold diggers. That's the last thing you want to do. I guarantee every black chick that's getting free handbags from some guy is fucking another guy for free. And don't believe any bullshit they tell you, they all have way more money than they let on. Those weaves cost hundreds of dollars and they all have them. The average black woman likely spends thousands a year on clothes, makeup, and weaves. The only truly broke ones are the fat disgusting ones. If she's thin or at least not obese she has money.
     
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    All the more power to you if you can find one that looks like Prince Harry's chick. Just younger than you and not divorced.
     
  7. Son of Odin

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    She's ugly
     
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    I'm sorry but the idea of wearing another living being's hair on your head is completely ridiculous to me. Can you picture Jennifer Lawerance with a Pam Grier type afro? Black women look way better with their natural hair.
     
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    Black women wearing these things keeps the EBT creds going around and makes sure googles never swim.
     
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    If you think Meghan Markle is ugly you must be fucking some real smokeshows.
     
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    Not really, I just don't find negresses particularly attractive. I can appreciate when they have a good figure but something always seems off. I think it's because every black stripper I've seen had bad booty stink.
     
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    Markle is definitely substantially less than 50% black. Her black mom was probably high-yellow as fuck.
     
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    She's 1/4.

    A quadroon.
     
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    .00001% black is still a Google
     
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    MULTATTO BUTTS
     
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    My father said that quadroon was short for "quarter coon". So I told this one-fourth Jap kid at school that he was a "quadrink".
     
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    I don't live inna woods bro! That would change a lot. It would be a lot different if i didn't work 80 hours a week, too. But the deeper issue is my own unique esoteric quirks and traits. I feel best when I'm alone and the underdog and fighting alone in the world. I'm a basement philosopher and a street warrior. I felt alive when all I had was boxing and being a minority facing what seemed like overwhelming odds at the time. Success and soft living has left me feeling numbed. I also deeply miss having free time to disappear into the woods for as long as I wanted and ponder shit or read a book. Having no meaningful responsibilities to other people and living on the edge of desperation was peak living for me.
     
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    Went to Detroit recently and I didn't even see much but I felt the despair bro. And downtown is gentrifying now lol but still. I was in a hotel off Grand Circus and I might as well have been someplace near the Roman forum between barbarian pillagings in the 500s. I thought it would feel like Cleveland (which is still almost half white) but it was more intense than that. Maybe I'm just being a pretentious faggot but it was almost a film noir feeling. Like being in Bladerunner.
     
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    DUDE I FUCKING KNOW. Living in Detroit I felt like a dank character like Raskolnikov or Sandor Clegane. It was righteous. The lack of environmental danger and oppression leaves me feeling exhausted.
     

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